Joke #1
Two men walk into a bar...and knock themselves out.
An Ochre Jelly and a Black Pudding ooze into a bar...
they eat the two men, the bartender and all his furniture.
Joke #2
You know what's gross?
Green Slime.
You know what's grosser than gross?
Green Slime falling on your head.
You what's grosser than that?
The Green Slime used to be your best friend.
Joke #3
How do you make an ooze split?
Two scoops of ice cream then add one ooze.
Don't boo at me, you asked for it! Ooze comedy is not for everybody. They say its an acquired taste. :P