"By Al'Akbar, IT'S A TRAP!"
Ashur hit a trifecta here. Greyhawk god, Star Wars quote and an idea I wish I had thought of.
"Treasure Table X: roll of 00: Deck of Many Portraits of Wee Jas, by Julie Bell."
Sam gets a gold star for making use of old school random charts and referencing an awesome fantasy painter who also happens to be the wife of Boris Vallejo. (Apparently seeing the nude portraits of Wee Jas is making Rudd blush and the guys ogle. I can relate.
"Oh look! The Sword of Kas, the Eye of Vecna, the Hand of Vecna and the Head of Vecna all in one place!
Uh...Norebo you can have the Head!"
Bubba referenced the Eye and Sword in the pic and then dropped a very obscure anecdotal story about the Head of Vecna. Not only was this joke item referenced in Die Vecna Die, it was made into a short mod by Wizards of the Coast. Yeash. I wish I had thought of using the Head of Vecna sooner.
"Hey Rudd, we found you a Monocle of Night!"
"By my...! It's the Breasts of Vecnina!"
"Norebo: Hey, look! There is a map in here!
Olid: Hmm, Rainbow Rock, isn't that near Hommlet?
Rudd: Hang on guys. Something is wrong. I thought we agreed to play Lawful Neutral this time. Shouldn't we be meeting the Lord Mayor of Greyhawk round about now?"
"What do you mean the chocolate is melting?"
"Norebo: Finaly, at long last, The greatest treasure of all time...a copy of Gary Gygax's CASTLE GREYHAWK!"
"Rudd: We happy?
(Olid and Norebo staring)
Rudd: Olidammara! We happy?
Olid: Yeah, we happy."
"Yeah, me happy too." (mortellan)
p.s. the comic for this contest is a parody of a classic David Trampier black and white illustration from 1st edition. Just so there's no confusion, the featured deities standing in are (left to right) Rudd, Olidammara and Norebo.