What's worse than Tribbles? Yeah that's right,
Giant Space Hamsters. Those of you who don't know what I mean (
like the Greytrek crew apparently) will find out eventually. Bwahaha!
p.s. I think Celestian may have been fibbing about not being able to read the gnomish script.
In the 83 Glossography, standard divine abilities of all deities include Comprehend Languages, Read Languages and
Read Magic. Hmm.